It’s Their Fault

My attempt to offer thoughtful and original news has panned out with a huge scoop. Not only is McCain an intemperate campaigner, but he is a reckless member of the BABYLONIAN BROTHERHOOD!

That’s right; while putty-natured humorists like Colbert jokingly compare McCain’s antics to a lizard, I have realized the truth: McCain was letting slip the fact he belongs to the secret master race that has controlled all of human history.

Be very alarmed, friends. According to noted ex-soccer player historian David Icke:

Icke [posits] a network of secret societies referred to as the “Brotherhood,” at the apex of which stand the “Illuminati” or “Global Elite.”^[20] The goal of the Brotherhood is a world government…the methods of these conspirators include control of the world’s economies and the use of mind-control techniques.

[He identified the mebers of the network] as reptilians from the constellation Draco.^[25]They walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, which has created “hybrids” who are “possessed” by the full-blooded reptilians.^[26] The reptiles’ hybrid reptilian-human DNA allows them to change from reptilian to human form if they consume human blood.

There are too many links to list on the nefarious Babylonian Brotherhood of half lizard people, but I can only say one thing for sure: McCain is one of them! Look at that tongue action! He is probably being disciplined by the B-Hood (that’s what I call it) for being so sloppy. McCain has also taken issue with Obama’s “path to Denver,” the home of the brotherhood, with a strangely symbolic ad.

I will keep on the case of this frightening new development. (also, I recommend McCain make sure Palin hasn’t been briefed on the Brotherhood, because it seems she is just the type to be monitoring the lizard-people situation closely)